Pussy Cola

Today, I heard the phrase“Pussy Cola” 
for the first time.

I laughed my ass off, I admit it.

Benny Lava 3.0 (Take it easy - Prabhu Deva)

Overheard at the Seder

-Which haggadah was that?  

-The lesbian version.

-I think I like it better.

I can’t believe she said that! 


You have great veins! 


You're an IV nurse’s dream!

That’s what it’s all about: 


Double dipping and reclining.

Q: What does the resurrection of Christ


have to do with rabbits and chicken eggs?

A: Well, when Chirst heard the Cadbury 


Bunny say “Buck –Meow, Buck-Meow” he 


was so surprised he rose from the dead.

The First Step

The journey of 1000 words begins with one page. 

The journey of 140 characters begins with one status update.

Eastern Seaboard Ice Cream Monster

Recently read:

"The US eastern seaboard consumes 

almost 50% of all ice cream sandwiches."

And in my mind:


I knew they meant the p­eople on the

eastern seaboard, but because of the way 

it was written all I saw in my mind’s eye 

was the entire eastern seaboard rising up 

like Godzilla and roaring "ICECREAM" 


before taking a bite out of the shoreline.