Overheard at the Seder

-Which haggadah was that?  

-The lesbian version.

-I think I like it better.

I can’t believe she said that! 


You have great veins! 


You're an IV nurse’s dream!

That’s what it’s all about: 


Double dipping and reclining.

Q: What does the resurrection of Christ


have to do with rabbits and chicken eggs?

A: Well, when Chirst heard the Cadbury 


Bunny say “Buck –Meow, Buck-Meow” he 


was so surprised he rose from the dead.